August 15, 2007

Black, white and red all over: Murano on Melrose

Murano_3 The days of ticky tacky newspaper decoupages that plastered the walls at 9010 Melrose Avenue near Doheny are a distant memory.  That's because the large space has been a revolving door of restaurants since the West coast outpost of Cafe Figaro closed sometime in the late 80s or early 90s.  The latest incarnation, an urbane bar/lounge called Murano, is the most extreme design tabula rasa yet.

All the major elements get a check in the "it totally works" box: thin metal alloy piers that modulate the facade, contrasting spotless white surfaces and ebonized floors, a few silver glitter-slathered walls, comfy chairs, and Lucite bar stools.  Best are the dramatic scarlet and black glass lighting fixtures that honor the restaurant's namesake.  Think upscale South Beach and Palm Springs -- a smattering of alter-kakers included.  But the ten lively WeHo boys in our group who were there to celebrate a friend's birthday (plus me and the hubby) were more the target audience. 

A panzanella centered around polenta with heirloom tomatoes, cubes of cucumbers, plus a bit of burrata topped with microgreens needed streamlining.  (On a related note, I must stop confusing panzanella with anchovy-dressed Roman puntarelle!)  In an effort to bring all our main courses at once, the flat iron steak arrived lukewarm; the meat was a little tough and even for me too salty, but the potato galette and pile of spinach were extremely satisfying.  Both dishes, however, seem like they're stuck in the time when Balsamic vinegar was the most exciting Italian ingredient to hit our shores since Parmesan and olive oil, and kitchens everywhere were reducing it by the gallon.  I liked the clean white fish served next to a generous pile creamy leeks.  Murano's portions are generous, plus the Veuve and pinot grigio were flowing heavily enough to somehow eliminate interest in dessert.  We all took small bites of a cute little flourless chocolate cake.

There's a nice specialty cocktail menu, but the wine list isn't terribly interesting.  We're also in $14 cocktail territory here.  Really?  $14?  When did that price become OK outside of a hotel bar, especially for drinks without fresh squeezed juices?

Criticisms aside, it was the most fun group dinner in recent memory (which, admittedly, I generally hate), mostly because of the company.  But I can't discount the setting.  If we go back, it'll be to enjoy the slick-as-a-mofo room in daylight for brunch. 

Murano
9010 Melrose Avenue
West Hollywood 90069

310.246.9118

Photo from Citysearch.

September 06, 2006

Budget Cut: Cut Steakhouse

Cut_room When I heard about Cut steakhouse I wanted to know:

a) How expensive is it? and
b) Is the cost justified? 

These questions aren't unlike those on historic site tours when inquiring minds never fail to ask, "how long did it take to build?" and "how much did it cost?"  Yet given the recent surfeit of steakhouses, this type of curiosity about Cut is additionally relevant.

To address these searing (so to speak) matters:

a) Extraordinarily.
b) Yes.

Cut_marrowIt's a good thing I'm not drinking, otherwise dinner would've been one of the most expensive meals of my life.  But it was special enough to be worth our shekels.  That being said, I wouldn't suggest Cut as a place to stop by regularly unless you're the capo dei tutti capi of a Hollywood studio, prez of WMA, the Sultan of Brunei, or a F.o.W.  (The man is like a superhero.  He's everywhere at once, or at least I've managed to see him at the majors of his chain.) 

Just to reiterate: you pay a lot to eat at Cut.  All the starters are in the mid-teens and up.  Yet I have not a single regret about the $16 silky bone marrow flan with meaty mushroom marmalade and served with a basket of delicate toast points.  What a lovely culinary contrast!  My grandfather would be utterly bewildered by this dish.  No grandpa, you don't have to smash the bones with your bare hands and gross out your dining companions to get the goods.

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Cut_porterhouseAmong the few single-digit menu items are side sauces.  Before I know our $44 per-person Illinois porterhouse that's carved at our table comes with mustards, homemade steak sauce, barnaise, and a grape-infused slightly sweet something-or-other, I'm pissed that they have the nerve to nickel and dime customers when it comes to the damn sauces.  It's still not really excusable, but you're given enough dressings to keep your meat in fine company.

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What you're not given are any side dishes. 

Each start at ten dollars.  They also happen to be astonishingly good, and as memorable as the carefully charred exterior of the steak that's given a final 1200-degree searing.  I've never had anything like the sweet kernels of caramelized corn.

Cut_sauces Cut's version of potato "tarte tatin" could never be replicated in my kitchen.  The round mound ensconces smooth potatoes within a hard shell of gently layered fried golden potato slices.  Hmm, double butter, just like tarte tatin should be.  It also tastes so... Jewish.  Or Eastern European.  Must be the shallots blended with the potato puree; this combo recalls the flavor of onions mixed with potatoes and matzo meal in latkes. 

We wait at least half an hour so I can contemplate dessert.  I think I can resist the souffl, but I can't.  I'm weak.  Plus it's my birthday.  We eat about half of the huge $14 dessert that's puffy goodness from the firm top through the velvety interior.  The extravaganza comes with gianduia ice cream, crme fraiche whipped cream and ten times more Valrhona chocolate sauce than you'll ever need. 

Cut_cornSo other than this high-priced lowbrow food, what do you pay for? 

Sitting in a dining room designed by a Pritzker-winning architect in the midst of prime Bev Hills hotel real estate, for one.  (The days of the relatively modest Pink Turtle in this same hotel are long gone.  That's where I'd make my B.H. pit stops as an um, wee tot.)  Meier's not one of my fave starchitects, nor do I think he's a stellar designer of interior spaces, but at night the predominantly white (of course � yawn) room manages to pull off some warmth.  Wood soffit and lighting details that continue from the dining room through the rear lobby and into the accompanying lounge, Sidebar, are beautifully fabricated.  Tushies and backs are very happy when seated in the Eames Aluminum Group chairs with Cygnus mesh; I now know what desk chair I'd pick if given my druthers.  The dishes, Mackintosh-inspired flatware and again, Chilewich placemats are all spot-on.

Cocktails from Sidebar appear tempting (I was already interested when I read this article in July) and the wait staff equally endorses the higher and lower priced wines by the glass.  A Beckmen syrah is well priced at $12, and served in an attractive conical shaped Spiegelau decanter sized for one. 

Cut_pot_tt_2 Then there's that whole paying-a-lot-of-money-for-people-to-be-nice-to-you thing.  Cut has the kind of attentive and bottom line-driven service that comes off as if they're doing you a sweet favor every time you accept an offer of say, another bottle of overpriced water.  As if they're giving it to you for free.  Goddamnit, I hate an effective hard sell � in theory � until they make you feel good bringing you stuff that's priced around the GNP of some small developing nations.  I can't say I don't respect that hustle when it's executed flawlessly, even if it pisses me off.  They've taken a page from the Danny Meyer book of taking care of people.  They'd probably even slice your meat into tiny bite-sized pieces if you ask them to.

And when Wolfgang turns around in his seat to pour the steak sauce on our plates, insisting we try it with our buttery and thyme-infused porterhouse slices, how can we not follow his instructions?

Cut_souffleI surmise we'll shut the place down since we're the last reservation and we like to take our sweet time.  Our superb waiter, Danny, thinks some tables will linger longer than us (probably because we're not ordering multiple bottles of wine or after dinner drinks.)  But I'm proven right, which I don't feel bad about since the remaining staff is still busy anyway.  Yet this late departure clues us into one area in which Cut needs improvement.  As the hours tick, the musical selections give the vibe of a long night coming to a close at an Ibiza discothque rather than a Mecca of supposed Good Taste.  I register this complaint with Danny, who seems to get the point.

Cut's got the food, design, service and accoutrements down.  Now it's time to work on that mix.  It's really not that hard to find someone with good musical taste, too.

Dining among insane riches has its obvious weirdnesses, like your typical couples composed of fat balding guy with trophy gal.  Other signs you're in the thick of 90210 include overhearing some chick comment that the Beverly Wilshire is "no Penins" (she then realized she sounded like an ass and repeated herself, adding the "-ula" to the name of the neighboring hotel), and seeing outrageously well-appointed left hands.

I then wonder if City of L.A. salaries afford dinner at Cut for a couple big machers who we see leaving together.  Maybe they're F.o.W.'s.  So does that mean they get their ten dollar parking comped?

Cut
9500 Wilshire Blvd. (at Rodeo)
Beverly Hills 90210

310.275.5200

August 29, 2006

HypeBerry

Pinkberry After buying a bottle of Domaines Ott ros at Du Vin, I have one more stop along the Food Trends '06 route.

If I'm to believe the hype, merely hours after consuming this $5 frozen treat with bright, pretty fresh fruit toppings I'm gonna start feeling cravings more powerful than a 8.0 earthquake.  Neither traffic along Santa Monica Blvd., long lines nor notoriously difficult parking shall keep me away from Pinkberry.

Inconvenience notwithstanding, there's not much to object to here.  I like the not too sweet, plain tangy yogurt and love the shop's lively and sophisticated design.  The cultural milieu is interesting.  Pinkberry's organization is admirable; I've never been served a to-go snack or drink item that's affixed with a computer-printed label specifying my name and order.   

Yet a few days pass and all I have are these generic compliments.  So, do I gotta have it?  Nope.  I'll be trying Scoops tonight and going back to Pazzo Gelato later this week instead.

And what's this about 30 new planned Pinkberry locations (one of which is replacing one of my family favorite spots, Cafe Chapeau on Larchmont)?  I wish them well, but remember when Penguins yogurt took L.A. by storm in the 80s?  I don't think global warming is to blame for the disappearance of that fad.

August 28, 2006

Is BLD a BFD?

The story of this space has already been told.  A succession of restaurants with the right stuff gives it a go in a lovely corner spot in what seems to be a fitting neighborhood.  Great things have been done here (i.e. Roxana's desserts).  Still the revolving door awaits every one of these efforts.  What gives? 

Is BLD enough of a BFD to overcome the curse of the location at Vista and Beverly?   

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Signs during Friday lunch seems to point to yes.  Charley and I get there at noon when the diffusely sun-soaked, retooled room is fairly empty.  But by 12:30 it's in full swing.  I recognize some other local business owners, and the rest of the crowd seems to be a mix of worker bees from local Industry-related offices, design firms, slackers like me with time on their hands, etc. 

While I didn't love the one meal I had at Grace (everything was one or two steps overwrought), I had high hopes for BLD.  At the very least, it promises an unfussy menu composed of the best the market has to offer.  And in short, BLD delivers.  So $13 isn't the cheapest butter lettuce salad I've had, but the total deliciousness of blue cheese, light buttermilk dressing, bacon and tomato make it worth the cost.  The glistening and textured pink steak slabs that er, grace Charley's Caesar make for a satisfying meal.  (Tangential point, but I'm pleased to see the Chilewich placemats in red that I get so much use out of at home.)

Bld_caesar Like most restaurants, BLD needs to work on the espresso.  And for the love of god, stop serving a lemon peel with it � always a tell tale sign that a restaurant doesn't know from espresso.  What marketing campaign was it that made this become the default mode of serving Italian coffee in the USA?  I have no idea how else to explain how it took hold.  (If anyone does, please  share.)  And why does it still fucking persist? 

This new restaurant isn't all that different from Red, the one that started it all.  They're both upscale incarnations of that most hallowed of American institutions, the Coffee Shop � BLD better focused with classier food and a brand name behind it � but restaurants where for a few bucks more you can eat at a swankier place.  Or for a just couple bucks less you can eat much shittier food.  So that being said, I'll definitely be back during their nicely long business hours to try more than just salads.  Especially since the fries look slammin', and the wide spaces between tables in some areas can accommodate strollers.   Christ, I can't believe I'm already starting to think this way�

BLD
7450 Beverly Blvd.
Los Angeles 90036

323.930.9744

August 18, 2006

Big memories, even bigger food: The Palm

Palm_lobster Our family didn't have traditional traditions like holiday sing-alongs or camping trips.  But when it came to restaurants, we had our established patterns.  One of two same Little Tokyo restaurants on Sundays, same Chinese joint with grandma, Chan Dara Larchmont Fridays.  And The Palm on birthdays. 

The old school white jacket, dark floors and goofy caricatures on the walls became our place of choice for celebrating.  It wasn't fancy or particularly festive, just loud and comfortable.  Hardly dark and quiet, as it was depicted on "Entourage."

Moreover, the Palm proved that lobster equals special occasion.  Both because of the price and the mere effort required to eat it.

Its odd charm still held some sway last time I was at a Palm (Second Avenue location) about eight years go.  So what if I felt a little sillier wearing a bib than I did when I was 12.  (The Italian-ness hardly registered, since its parmigiano roots were largely erased because a bureaucratic snafu.  The Palm never was filed in my mind under "Italian restaurant.") 

Palm_steak But how does this old school family fave hold up now?  We go for my mom's birthday to find out. 

The lobster 80th anniversary special feels like a decent price ($85 for a five-pounder, more than enough for two, plus two sides and salads) and proves to be gut-bustingly filling.  I don't know from whole steamed lobster much, but I don't swoon over the impressively sized red-shelled sea creature.  The quality has declined, my memories were colored by nostalgia, or I've had better lobster in more complex prepared dishes.  Regardless, Franken-food sized specimens like this don't have much depth to them.  It could be endemic to the whole food industry, not just a problem with the Palm's suppliers.  But local-is-best philosophy is not represented here.  Steak is under-seasoned; the Palm isn't the place to get a choice cut expertly prepared. 

The veggies still rock.  Big, curling thick cottage potatoes should be sold at street stands.  My dad also says he got the right thing by ordering veal; sticking to old school Italo-Americano standards might've been wise, if you like that sort of thing

The dessert tray just looks gross.  We'll skip -- check please.  They need to work on the presentation if they want to make an entire quarter of a generic cake look appetizing. 

At least the corny caricatures continue to provide plenty of entertainment.  While obviously a marketing ploy to court repeat customers, who doesn't love seeing Farah Fawcett depicted in the 70s complete with feathered hair?  And the painted visage of a much younger Larry Flynt merits commenting, too.  I bet he likes the Palm just the way it is.

All in all a fun evening.  But I'm glad we're no longer stuck in our traditions.

August 15, 2006

Nate'N Al: No extra apostrophe needed

Nanda I feel like a deli traitor. 

Not like Canter's is the ultimate.  I haven't made that statement for many years now.  But it also feels sort of wrong to prefer a deli in the heart of Beverly Hills instead of one located along the Borscht Belt.

Nonetheless, throughout my pregnancy I've treated myself to Friday lunches alone at Nate'n Al.  There's just so much I love about the place.  The pickle plate with super delicious green ones and sauerkraut automatically brought to the table totally rocks.  The backs of booths are low to make people watching easier.  And the hostess treats me so well.  The other day, for instance, I put my name on the list before I went off to run an errand, and was seated almost immediately in the packed dining room when I returned 20 minutes later.  Must be short-lived pregnancy props.

Then there's the soup, which is a big part of what this routine is about.  Granted I'm not always on board with the plain broth-and-balls school (oops, that sounds dirty) because sometimes I like a little stuff in there ala Greenblatt's style.  But the chicken soup is clear as the Caribbean Sea and not overly rich or fatty like what you get on Fairfax.  (Los Angeles Magazine salutes the "Zen simplicity" of the matzo balls in the Best of L.A. issue.)  You get fresh slices of rye instead of Saltines.  Egg creams, however, are much cheaper at an unlikely location a few blocks away versus Nate'n Al's price of $3.75.

Which leads me to my most recent Nn'A lunch, when it proved to be the perfect place to fuel up for the Barneys Warehouse Sale madness.  Not just because of the caloric intake and such, but because said luxury retailer and famed deli have a small thing in common.  Contrary to "popular" usage (you know, since Barneys is so widely mentioned in regular conversation), neither Barneys nor Nate n' Al technically have a possessive apostrophe in their respective proper names.  You're also unlikely to find a bargain at either place.

My shopping trip to the airplane hangar was relatively brief and I only wound up buying a Judy Ross pillow, of all things.  But thank goodness I had some righteous Nate'n Al in me, otherwise I might've committed a heinous act of road rage on my way home.  I can at least maintain my allegiance to humanity, if not delicatessens.

July 10, 2006

A Cooling Craze?

Sprink1 All through the Great Cupcake Craze of '05/'06, I was ready to wage a backlash.  The hype was too much.  It was also like the easy to digest and consume, literally cloying food equivalent of Lucky.  Which ashamedly I subscribe to, so I've become an unwitting victim of the trend. 

Now if I pass by Sprinkles when going to the amazing Arturo's shoe repair and there's not a line snaking out the door and down the street, I stop in for a box.  Grumble grumble.  Sometimes I'll even get cakes for a crowd, as long as it's not too prohibitively large because there are no batch discounts (bummer). 

My flavor of choice is the milk chocolate; it's rare that I prefer it, yet the frosting works better with the cake than the duller dark chocolate.  Lemon coconut is an interesting combination, too.  But I still don't think these beat a great piece of regular cake, and I'm a bigger fan of Joan's on Third's smaller, moister marshmallow-filledSprink2 chocolate cupcakes.  At least Sprinkles runs are easier to do lately since the fever seems to be waning.

While I don't hate the cupcake fad as much as I did a few months ago, I'm still totally disgusted when I see people eating straight shots of frosting.  No way will I come around to loving cutesy cupcake shops that much.  I'm already on board with the much cooler, presently waxing gelato mania anyway.

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